*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me
Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Imagine Dave and Karkat aggressively singing “Hollaback Boy” together though
john is too tall i am the worst shota artist in the world
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
why is it so small
I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.