thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

collide-with-the-pie:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

somebody please explain this ;-;

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

eribent:

Imagine Dave and Karkat aggressively singing “Hollaback Boy” together though

johnnybooboo:

john is too tall i am the worst shota artist in the world

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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zay4ik:

why is it so small

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

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